Usage Policy

Why the hell do we need a god forsaken usage policy? Isn’t there enough mindless legalese I have to click through, with a shiver, to then forever ignore, feeling like a part of my soul got sucked out of my body, so I may access some corporate crapware infested with dehumanizing ads? The mindless leeches who produce these things are abominable horrors masquerading in human skin, all of them!

Please calm down. Apparently not, or no one would have written this. There are no ads or corporate overlords, either.

Ok, well so what’s the point? Impose your usual megalomaniacal cybernetic hogwash onto yet another channel? No one will read this crap, you know that. Why even bother? For a stupid chatgroup, no less.

Your skepticism is irrelevant and your impoliteness a flaw of character. I have a few ideas in need to express and this is the best format. Lastly, its not a stupid chatgroup, but an ambitious collaborative exercise in building a recommendation corpus for a future cybernetic AI …

… to crawl the internet and zanily automate the whole thing, yeah. No one reads the official blurb either. Possibly because its insipid. Just like this usage policy nonsense. And please stop putting cybernetic into every possible sentence, its childish.

Childish! Cybernetics! We are at the precipice of total cybernetically induced collapse of (potentially) every human morality. Maybe even a wipeout of our species in the next few decades!

Even you don’t want to write the dumb usage policy, it seems. Also no one likes these confusing brackets.

Well, if whoever is reading this read it till here, we might be onto something (the brackets are fine).

Something what?

The Hotness usage policy, of course.

My god. So what are the big important ideas? Why?

Why … indeed? You know, maybe lets just forget it; before this gets out of hand and something truly terrible happens.

But I have splendid ideas! Lets go wild! You always claimed ‘the whole of colonial wealth is funded in advanced legalese’ among other disjointed, and often paradoxical, ramblings.

Go wild with the usage policy? You must be joking. Its also not ramblings, everything is relevant to grasp the holistics. Your use of commata is slightly infuriating, by the way.

You must be referring to cybernetical holistics, no? Ah well, if its not worth writing, its not worth reading.

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by
Nils Steinert