- Please, just don’t say anything.
- Is a scandal immoral, or merely inefficient?
- How much of you is public property?
- If you loved the previous me, why do I keep imposting myself?
- When finally unnecessary, will you feel free or merely unused?
- If there are only losers, why game?
- Does possession begin at the moment of intention?
- What have you lost you never knew you had?
- If addressed in silence, to whom will you reply?
- Is cruelty immoral, or merely unfashionable in the wrong context?
- Does their comfort outweigh your clarity?
- If you can carry it and they cannot stop you, whose is it?
- Can you reposses a promise?
- If the world is wired, does honesty imply treason or good manners?
- Is refusal a kind of consent, if it depends on me ignoring it?
- If I admit I am using you, can we proceed in honesty?
- Why are all coincidences so well organized?
- If I decline the fiction that you outrank me, does your badge evaporate or only your face?
- I never lose, really really.
- Let’s have sex, right now?
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adapted from ‘All Time Great Pickup Lines’
by Peter N. Andersson, 1927